To Those Whom it may Concern:

Be advised that, on today's date, August 16, 2009, Crippled Hippy News will cease to publish. It was a valiant effort, but the resources of the Uncle Enore Trust are not sufficient to maintain both Crippled Hippy News and Uncle Enore's Emporium, The Blog. Perhaps at some later time.

Until that time comes, if it does, Uncle Enore's Emporium, The Blog, will continue to be published. (Some segments of Crippled Hippy News will appear on U.E.E.)

Walter Cronkite over closing credits

And so, ladies and gentlemen, this is how a news legend is put to bed; the gallant old soldier, retired and praised for his efforts.

Goodnight, my friend.

And that's the news. This is Walter Cronkite.